Archive for February 2013

Shawn’s Rules of the Internet

as repurposed from many sources.

  • tl;dr
  • Nothing is sacred. No exceptions.
  • You cannot unsee anything.
  • Anything you post will ultimately become public.
  • Everything is free.. or will be soon.
  • There is no Rule 6.
  • The good thing about science is that it’s true whether you believe it or not.
  • Pictures or it didn’t happen.. or pics even if it didn’t happen.
  • There can never be enough cat pics or baby videos.
  • Forum threads devolve to Nazi’s. (Godwin’s Law)
  • Don’t be a dick. (Wheaton’s law)
  • If it exists, there is porn of it. (Rule #34)
  • The girl you met online may actually be a guy.
  • If a new version of anything comes out, half the Internet will hate it because they changed it too much, and the other half will hate it because they didn’t change it enough.
  • The cake is a lie.