A Zuckerberg cannot change its stripes.

sitting in his Harvard dorm room instant-messaging with a friend

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

Zuck: Just ask.

Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses…

[Redacted Friend’s Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?

Zuck: People just submitted it.

Zuck: I don’t know why.

Zuck: They “trust me.”

Zuck: Dumb fucks.

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